SporTech Matter Thoughts from JD, a rabid South Florida Sports fan and tech junkie. This is D-Wade's house.

If the Miami Heat were a Sitcom?!?

The people over at MJD have put together and entertaining analogy for each NBA team in the playoffs, 70’s sitcoms. The Miami Heat are already community hero’s aswell as comic book hero’s.

So I guess the question on everyones mind is, “Who are the Heat?”. Well here ya go, and I highly suggest reading the rest over on MJD. Some brilliant stuff over there.

Miami Heat:
My Two Dads

The two dads, obviously, are Shaquille O’Neal and Dwyane Wade. Sadly, one of them has to be Paul Reiser, and one of them has to be… well, whoever that other guy was. Shaq has to be Paul Reiser, which is unfortunate, because Dwyane Wade certainly is not… just that other guy.

The old judge who lived next door is Pat Riley, who has stepped in to assist with the raising of young Nicole. The one thing I remember about the judge is that she “developed” early, and resented all the other kids making fun of her, and was disappointed in Nicole for ostracizing the girl in her class who was “developing” early. You know what, as hard as I might like to try, I can’t think of any way that this relates to the Miami heat. Not even a little bit. Sorry.

I think the Heat just have too many deficiencies to be a serious threat. Much like on My Two Dads, where you could never stop asking yourself “Hey, they’re gay, right?” for long enough to even consider how great it could be.

LOL for more hilarity check out the rest of the teams here and drop them a comment.

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