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Open Petition to Florida Government

Can’t take credit for this one found it over on the MiamiHeatWave msg board. Good vibes running around over there. If your down with the petition make sure you sign it in the comments!

Miami-Dade county is now Miami-Wade county…

1. Change the name of Miami-Dade County to MIAMI-WADE COUNTY…

2. ALL gas that is Diesel is copyrighted by Shaq, and must pay a Shaq Tax to be used…

3. Whenever Ring-Around-The-Rosie (pocket full of POSEY) is played, you must wear knee-high socks and be able to shoot crazy threes…

4. Change the city name of ALLAPATTAH to HASLEM, much like Harlem where only BAMF’s can survive.

5. Everyone must wear wristbands with WWJD, meaning WHAT WOULD JASON (WILLIAMS) DO?

6. All retirement homes must write “PROPERTY OF ANTOINE” on all their WALKERS.

7. Zo’s Summer Groove should be a national holiday…

8. We must hold a minute of silence…to acknowledge the amount of time Michael Doleac played in the NBA finals in 2006…

9. Cursing is allowed, but only if you are quoting Gary Payton.

10. We would do the same for Jason Kapono as we did for Michael Doleac, but 2 minutes is just too long.

11. In the matrix…..Agent Smith is not talking to Keanu Reeves when he says Mr. Anderson….he is really talking about Shandon Anderson…which explains why the agents get their ass kicked…only Shandon’s mom can call Shandon “Mr. Anderson” and only when she is really really mad at him.

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