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Nov/074

Zach Thomas’ Head is Really Scrambled

Zach Thomas is everything that is wrong about the Soulja Boy dance. Here you see our beloved Miami Dolphin whooping it up at his recent charity event Monday night at a Fort Lauderdale Publix that provided 100 children from Miami-Dade and Broward schools a $100 shopping spree for Thanksgiving.

Please get back on the field ASAP Zach where you are much more talented!

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  1. Jon
    1:28 pm on November 13th, 2007

    I was just about to post that link… nice timing.
    Though I disagree with the analysis: Soulja Boy can suck it, but seeing Zach just go for it? Love it. Dancing by yourself is a non-contact sport, so let 54 get on down and distract himself from 0-9. Come to think of it, we could all use some of that…

  2. JD
    1:34 pm on November 13th, 2007

    I guess I should have been more clear. Goofy white athletes who can’t dance are everything that is wrong with it.

    While it’s nice to see ZT having a great time, I would much rather him on the field helping us get one damn victory.

  3. Oz
    2:56 pm on November 13th, 2007

    “I don’t know about you guys, but when my team is 0-9 with no end in sight, I like to dance like an idiot.”

    Maybe his concussions are a little more serious than we’re led to believe?

    Unless of course Zach just got word that he’s getting traded to the Pats, in which case that dance is totally acceptable.

    –Anyway, nice find JD. Keep up the good work!

  4. JD
    3:06 pm on November 13th, 2007

    Unless of course Zach just got word that he’s getting traded to the Pats, in which case that dance is totally acceptable.

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    Now that I am rethinking this, Zach deserves a little release like this. He always seems to be wound up and cranky about something.

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